just for that i’mma make like 60 more hotties
when u find someone else into the same really disgusting things as you
You are not a burden.
You are not a bother.
You enhance the lives of others.
People smile, not groan, when you text them.
"TURN DOWN" my copilot screams, trying to grab the airplane’s controls from me
"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" i scream back as i icarus this bitch
dad was walking around the house in briefs and my brother said “dad I can see more of you than I want to see” to which my 54 year old mother found it necessary to respond “he’s hung like a horse” and whilst we were voicing our disgust by screaming my dad crept up behind my brother, leaned in close to his ear and whispered “neigh”
oh my fucking god
I don’t want to be a girl. I want to be a gender-less god that destroys universes. Whose name is spoken in a revering fear.
If I would have know that sketch was going to get more that 100 notes I would have made it so much nicer.